You Know You’re A Horse Person When…

You know you’re a real horse person when:

• You pay $60 for the shoes for your horse and won’t pay more than $10 for your own.

• You consider wearing clean jeans to be "dressed up".

• All of your pockets are full of hay chaff.

• Your horse gets four supplements with each feeding and you can’t remember to take your daily vitamin.

• You paid more for your horse trailer than for your truck.

• You cut your child’s hair with the horse clippers or vice-versa.

• Your barn is cleaner than your house.

You know you’re a horse person living in ARIZONA when:

• You can’t dynamite your horse out from under his shade.

• You make up a million excuses not to ride in the summer time.

• If you do ride, prime riding time is 2 a.m.

• Your horse sweats up before you’re out the front gate.

• You can’t remember what your horse’s face looks like because it wears a fly mask fulltime.

• It takes three men and a boy to unload a bale of hay from your truck.

• You wear cowboy boots with shorts.